I love the questionnare from Inside the Actors Studio so here goes...
1.What is your favorite word? optomisim
2.What is your least favorite word? c*nt
3.What turns you on? a sense of humor!
4.What turns you off? materialism
5.What sound or noise do you love? baby Kai's jibber jabber
6.What sound or noise do you hate? knife sharpening
7.What is your favorite curse word? douche
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? writing
9.What profession would you not like to do? the person whom collects our compost bins
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You're gonna have a blast"